Rocko’s “U.O.E.N.O.” grabbed the attention of the masses after Rick Ross’ controversial lyric about date-raping unsuspecting women went viral. Seven months later, R. Kelly remixes the remix. (There’s a vile joke here somewhere.)
Laden with auto-tune, R. Kelly’s verse is much like the verses found on “My Story”—lyrically handicapped. Let’s take a look at three brow-raising things we probably were oblivious to prior to this very necessary remix.
“And I got my middle fingaz up…And I’m in this bitch like turn down for what.”
Robert Sylvester, 46, is the middle-aged creepy guy in the club.
“Y’all talking money and hoes, y’all ‘on’t eem know it…Y’all shit-talking to a toilet, y’all ‘on’t eem know it.”
“These R&B niggas vegetarians man they ‘on’t want beef.”
Listen: R. Kelly – “U.O.E.N.O.” (Remix)
Meanwhile, the King of R&B has released a video for his rags-to-riches story, “My Story.” It features 2 Chainz, but you wouldn’t know that if you watched the montage on mute. The club-ready track is included on Kelly’s Black Panties.